I’m back from China and staying in a wonderful
hotel for a few days in Los Angeles. Have a couple
photo shoots to do, then I’m back to Florida.
The flight home was, for the most part great – with
one MAMMOTH exception. Sitting across the aisle from
me in first class, was an elephant.
First class on a Chinese airline is wonderful. You get to
lie completely flat, so getting a good rest is easy. The
food is generally much better and you receive great
service.
There are only 8 seats in first class; probably about 40
for business class. So space and AIR is generally not an
issue. Normally I get to sit in blissful reverie. I don’t usually
sleep much as I enjoy the movies in my mind as I contemplate
the wonderful and relaxing trip I just completed.
Well, THIS ride home was a bit challenging, even for a Zen
Master.
Across from me was a bearded man with a waistline around the
60-inch mark. And that’s probably an underestimation. With all
the excess weight he’s carrying around, he’s not exactly a ball
of energy. So the first thing he did on board the plane was fall
asleep.
That would normally be a good thing – and I suppose it was for
HIM. Yet is was a bit challenging for me.
First thing the phat phuuk did was begin snoring. And I mean
LOUD snoring. He snored above and beyond the humm of the
plane and the music playing in the background.
Next thing you know the man began to phart. Not loud pharts
either. He preferred the silent-but-deadly sort. There I was,
doing my deep breathing exercises – then all of a sudden a
stink bomb fills the space. I pulled my zipped up jacket over
my nose and prayed for mercy.
After an hour I began to notice that the elephant began to stink,
in general, like a wild animal. His entire body reeked with foul
odors.
I began to imagine how the entire scenario gave me something
good to write about – this always turns a negative into a positive.
Then things got even better.
The phat phuuk rolled over on his stomach; the absolute worst
sleep position, yet probably the only one that he would not snore.
Yippee.
An hour later I see his right hand grasp the privacy railing that separates
the seats from each other, even if they’re across the aisle. I wonder to
myself if he is dreaming about putting his arm around someone as he
sleeps. His hand creeps further up the railing and he begins to grip more
forcefully. What is this man doing? I think.
Next thing I know the man is trying to get up. He’s trying to come to the
kneeling position in his seat/bed.
After about a minute he manages to get off his belly. He stands in the aisle,
his shirt untucked, his hair messed, i-pod speakers in his ears. He lifts his
shirt a bit, presumably to tuck it in. He might as well have mooned me because
I see almost the entire crack of his arse.
But he doesn’t tuck his shirt in. I guess he was only airing himself out.
He asks the flight attendant where the bathroom is. She steps back and
motions with her arm.
He stumbles down the aisle.
My deep breathing exercises take on a whole new life.
20 minutes later elephant man returns from the toilet. He looks at his bed
for several minutes; his back to me. I wonder what is taking him so long
to get back in his seat. I got my answer a minute later when he rocked
back and forth and threw himself into his bed. El phat phuuk literally
could not crawl into his space; that’s how much lard he had.
The snoring and pharting began once again.
I took out my yellow pad and made note of all the reasons you don’t
want to be a phat phuuk.
#1. You can’t move very well.
#2. You stink. Your body gives off a foul odor.
#3. Your joints are in pain.
#4. You have no energy.
#5. You snore so loud no one can sleep within 50 yards of you.
#6. You phart.
#7. Your arteries are clogged.
#8. You look terrible in clothes, regardless of how expensive or
well-tailored they are.
#9. You appear to others as unintelligent. Not necessarily so – yet if
you look at the movies, phat phuuk are almost always portrayed as
stupid.
#10. You send off “fear of life” signals. The extra phat represents emotional
security.
There are more reasons – but I think you get the point. Going through life
overweight is no damn good. You didn’t arrive on this planet as a slob and
I think it is best you don’t exit early because you have become one.
Sure, my words my sound harsh and insensitive to those who want to be
coddled about their obesity – yet the facts of the matter is this: MANY of the
members in the Matt Furey Inner Circle have, because of my rampages, enrolled
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Pounds fly off. Energy and limberness take hold. Confidence grows.
This happens when you begin following the Fureyous Fitness lifestyle. I teach
you how in my books and DVD’s – yet the constant and guiding support that
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Be sure to take a serious look at becoming a member. Whether you’re phat or
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Best,
P.S. At the 2007 bootcamp I’m going to be presenting all-new
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