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Computers Make You Fat

In a recent visual schtudy of computer-using

men and women, I discovered they have a

much higher rate of buttock fat than those who

simply watch tee-vee.

Not only that, but those who use a computer for

more than eight hours a day are quite likely to

suffer from higher rates of buttock fat than those

who watch tee-vee for the same amount of time.

The reason for this is simple: Those who watch

tee-vee for eight hours are more likely to get

up every hour or so and go to the fridge for

something to eat. Strange as this sounds, this

little bit of exercise makes a difference.

Computer people, on the other hand, are more

likely to make a phone call or send an email –

asking someone else to bring them food. They’re

LESS likely to get up and go get it themselves.

This slight difference in preferences leads to a 9%

greater chance of being prone to buttock fat –

whereas the tee-vee group is 32% less prone

to having back ache, knee pain and cancer.

Further research into this phenomenon is forth-coming

after I get a grant from the U.S. government for 5

million smackeroos. I’m also looking into accepting

bribe money from some of the food and pharmaceutical

industries.

Now, perhaps what you’ve read made you laugh. I hope

it did. Here’s why I wrote it: Most of the studies we do are

pure BS. They tell us almost nothing. They’re an utter waste

of time to read. What’s worse, many so-called experts cannot

produce a shred of original thought on anything without first

consulting the latest study, quoting another source, repeating

what someone else said, and so on.

You’ll note that el Fure-cat is different.

If you follow nature’s laws – which are usually NOT put on the

scope of a ‘scientific study’ – you’ll get along in life far better

than you will reading schtudies.

Here are a few of Nature’s Laws:

1. Practice deep breathing daily – preferably in fresh air

2. Move your body through space – walking, swimming, doing

bodyweight calisthenics, practicing martial arts, dance, etc.

3. Eat plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables

4. Get plenty of rest

5. Stretch your body after long periods of sitting or lying

6. Avoid processed foods that come in a bag, box or wrapper

7. Think good thoughts

You can study the list above all you want and the conclusions will

always be the same. These laws work.

There are more I could list. Not necessary right now. Do the above

and you’ll know you’re on the right track.

Most importantly, if you sit at a computer during the day, make sure

you get up and move around every hour or so. Stretch your neck and

lower back. Loosen your joints.

I show you how to do all the above in great detail when you’ve got my

Combat Conditioning book and DVDs. Go get ’em NOW by surfing over

to http://www.mattfurey.com/conditioning_book.html

Best,

Matt Furey

P.S. For a complete listing of most of my products, go to

http://www.mattfurey.com/products.html

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