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How Dumb Can I Bee

You must be the dumbest marketer of health and fitness products known to man.

That’s what my alter ego, Fure-cat, told the dim-witted part of my brain earlier this morning. Yes, he most certainly did tell him that. He cut him down and knocked him around the office.

Here’s the blow-by-blow:

“How dumb can you be?” said Fure-cat.

“Uh, duh, what dew u mean?” the dimwit within replied.

“You’re offering 5 Free Gifts when people grab their copy of Combat Conditioning.”

“Uh, duh, yeah, so.”

“And the 5 Free Gifts are great – BUT you’re ignoring one of the best free gifts you could be giving away. Something that was a CLASSIC freebie with the Charles Atlas and Universal Bodybuilding courses of old.”

“Uh, um, uh, uh, uh (need teleprompter to answer but none provided).

“Yeah, dummy, here you are a national collegiate wrestling champion, a world kung fu champion and a long-time student of submission holds, street fighting and more. Yet, you’re not giving anything away about them with your international best-selling Combat Conditioning. You know what?”

“Uh, what?”

“I think it’s a miracle that you’ve done as well as you have. I think you’ve been lucky. Only a fool could miss this most obvious perk that would probably push sales to an all-new high.”

“Uh, you think so?”

“I know so.”

“Uh, well, what should I call these freebies?”

“Good question. Glad to see something intelligent coming from your mouth. Here’s what I would offer – in ADDITION to the five current freebies. I’d offer:

• 5 Dirty Street Fighting Tactics Everyone Should Know

• 5 Brutal Submission Holds That Will Make Anyone Cry Uncle

• 5 Top Secret Body Language Secrets that Will Improve Your Career

• 3 Ways to Stretch the Almighty Dollar and Get Out of Debt

• 3 Ways to Make $3,000.00 a Month Online Without Leaving Home

By the time the dimwit within heard what Fure-cat was saying, a light bulb went off and the dimwit turned into a genius. At that point he changed to first person and said, “What a great idea. I’ll make a special report or a special video on each topic and have it available for download in the Furey Faithful member’s site within 21 days.”

“Now you’re talking,” said Fure-cat.

So here we are. I’m telling you in advance. Within 21 days, all of you who get a copy of Combat Conditioning and are still enjoying your test-drive of the Furey Faithful – will get access to the reports and videos.

If you like this idea then order NOW.

And rest assured, you’ll still receive the 5 gifts currently being offered as well as the additional five now being discussed.

Order at once.

Matt Furey

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