Just watched a clip of former U.S. President Jimmy Carter talking about his new book and how he has a PLAN for peace in the Middle East.
Uh-huh.
According to Carter terrorist groups like Hamas are completely trustworthy. And he knows this for sure, in spite of all the bad things they’ve already done – because they gave him their word.
I think Jimmy must have salmonella poisoning from all the peanuts he’s been eating.
Remember: Peanuts aren’t just a problem right now. They’ve always been a problem.
Peanuts contain an aflatoxin or mold that many believe cause cancer and other diseases. Right now they’re being blamed for salmonella poisoning – and it’s about time they get blamed for a whole lot more.
The best thing you can do is keep peanuts, peanut butter and peanut oil out of your kitchen and out of your body. You’ll be all the better for saying “No” to peanuts.
If you crave something natural, crunchy and nutritious, choose almonds, sunflower seeds, macadamia nuts, and pumpkin seeds. These foods will do your body a lot more good than peanuts – which aren’t even a nut.
That’s right. Peanuts are not even nuts. They’re from the legume family. And they’re not good for you.
Say no to peanuts. Say no to Carter’s latest literary fiasco.
And if you ever meet the former president, teach him the bridging exercises contained in Combat Conditioning.
The increased blood flow to his brain may help him think a lot better. It most certainly couldn’t make things worse.
Matt Furey
P.S. The money you save by saying no to peanut butter and Jimmy’s book will be substantial. This means you now have plenty of dough freed up to begin training with the best fitness program on the planet – Combat Conditioning
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