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Man Eats Himself to Death

Years ago I heard the story of a weight lifter eating

himself to death.

As the story goes, he sat eating portions of food fit

for King Henry VIII. And while slamming down another

pound of pork – his stomach exploded.

Now, this story may be nothing more than a tall

tale. I haven’t found evidence of this happening –

so I won’t mention the man’s name – but he was

quite famous.

Even so, the fact of the matter is that millions of

Americans ARE eating themselves to death; not

to mention drinking and drugging themselves to

death.

In the book – Reinventing Yourself – best-selling

author Steve Chandler, tells the story of his father,

who at a young age became a multi-millionaire,

then retired (big mistake) and drank himself to

death.

The story was irrefutably true. Not a tall tale. It

gave me shivers. That’s how honest it was.

The good thing about booze and drugs, however,

is that you can say no – and survive.

But food – well, as the saying goes, ‘Ya gotta eat.’

And eat we do – to the point where we’re so fat,

so lazy and so lethargic that we no longer feel it

is normal or natural to move. Many people think

that exercising is odd; not to mention eating a

healthy diet.

Think of it.

Can you imagine the cave man thinking that

moving his body was somehow strange?

Or that it was better to reach for a Coke and

a bag of chips than a leg of lamb?

Can you imagine him going out into the field

and returning with a pizza, a liter of “diet” soda

and some cookies?

Yet, that’s precisely what our society has turned

into. A gut-full of gutless terds who have within

themselves the ability to CHANGE – to

REINVENT, to create a new person out of the

old. But in order to do this, people must tap

the power within; the must push the “I want

it” button, crank up their desire and go for it.

This morning I was at the local fresh food stand.

I bought myself seven watermelons. Two seedless.

Two with seeds. One gourd shaped and two

called ‘sugar babies.’

I wheeled them into the store to pay.

Man approaches.

“You making some Vodka mixers this afternoon?” he

says.

“Nope,” I reply.

I push the cart a little further.

Woman gets in line behind me.

“What are you going to do with those?” she asks.

“EAT them,” I reply.

On the way home I call my brother, who has dropped 10

pounds in a week following the revisions I’ve given him to

my famous Furey Fat Loss System. I tell him what the bozos

in the store said, along with my answers.

He laughs.

“What are you going to do with those?”

Uh-duh!

What do you think I’m going to do – put them for the front

porch, along with a pumpkin – just in time for Halloween?

Or carve them to hang on the wall?

Or toss them thru the neighbor’s window?

Perhaps even drill a hole in them to use for some late night

seks.

Wake up, will ya?

I’m going to EAT these watermelons.

And I’m going to eat them the proper way – and yes there is a

proper way to eat them. Do it the wrong way and you get fat –

or your stomach feels like it’s going to explode. Or you get gas,

cramps, even diarrhea.

Eaten the right way, however, and the excess flab will fly off your

body so fast you’ll think Michelangelo carved a NEW YOU.

I’ll reveal HOW to use watermelon – as well as make other revisions

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