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The Congressional Workout

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

– Mark Twain

If flapping your lips, pontificating, gesticulating and fault-finding could get you in shape – the United States Congress would be the fittest group of people on earth.

The only exception may be Taiwan, wherein fist fights and brawls are normal. Man, would I like to see a few of them go down in our halloween ghost-infested halls.

The good – or bad news – depending on which story you choose to believe, is no bailout.

Here’s the way to handle yourself during this “crisis.”

A. If you insist upon watching the daily schnews – get out your copy of Combat Conditioning and Combat Abs and workout while you watch. Breathe deeply and focus on the exercises. Let the tee-vee be background snoozic.

B. If you’re unable to train while the poondits are schpeaking, then wait for a commercial. Crack 25 Hindu pushups or 50 Hindu squats every time the ads start rolling.

C. Do not sit passively the entire evening (or day) watching without moving. If you remain passive, you will find this causing an inability to manage money. Truly, you’ll start doing all sorts of crazy things – like loaning money to neighbors who have no intention of paying it back.

D. The key is to focus on magnetizing more money to you while you exercise. Move your body with the exercises I teach – and as you move – picture what you want coming to you.

E. Each day, be sure to read a few sections of my latest book, 101 Ways to Magnetize Money. As you read you’ll de-stress, de-compress and begin to focus on all the good that you can do. It’ll rid you of that helpless, hapless feeling the schnews enjoys injecting into your mind and body.

That’s my formula for surviving what the politicos are doing to us.

Use it – get healthier – and prosper.

Matt Furey

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