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Am I a Fat Ass?

So I received an email from a guy yesterday, and he tried to hurt my feelings.

He called me a fat ass. He said I was overweight. He said I could barely move. He said I didn’t know the first thing about fitness – that I couldn’t whip my way out of a wet paper sack – and so on.

Not only that, but because I spend a lot of time in China, he called me a communist.

That’s right. He said I was of the same lineage as Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro and their ilk.

Man, I love emails like that.

People who think they know you – yet don’t have a clue.

Truth of the matter is I am a fat slob compared to some of the starving people in the world.

I am overweight compared to the people who think a 1-2% bodyfat is somehow healthy – as well as proof that you’re more physically fit than everyone else. NOT.

Yet, compared to the Steelers players I saw in the pre-game Super Bowl warm-ups, running around in shorts and t-shirts – I AM SUPER FIT.

Not only that, but I dare one of those greased up booooby builders with their shaved chests and legs – or one of those steroid powerlifters, or those pretty boy fitness pros to do the wide variety of things with their bodies that I can do.

Bring me your body with it’s 1% bodyfat and I’ll knock you across the room with internal force alone, then I’ll break you in half and listen to you scream for your great Uncle.

Hehe – got a little carried away there – but it was fun.

Anyway, the thing that P.O.’d the guy most of all was the video for my Dao Zou program.

This video clip I put up hogged the man’s load. It steamed his beans.

And who knows – maybe it’ll upset you as well.

Go here and see what all the fuss is about.

And if you like what you see, remember that this course is currently offered at a 50% discount.

Just type ‘2009’ into the coupon code when you place your order and you’ll be all set.

But don’t think about that right now. Simply go watch this controversial video wherein you get to see what a fat ass I am.

Go here and watch the clip NOW.

Matt Furey

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