Cupple of Idiots
What a bunch of morons, nitwits and
Yesterday I was coming down the elevator
with my Zen Master outfit on getting ready
to teach a class, and becasues I was wearing
gold and purple, a lady says, “Oh, you’re
wearing LSU colors.”
I said: “They won, didn’t they.”
She says: “WE WON.”
“Hmm,” I replied.
Then a couple bozos from Lousiana came by and
because I had on some jade beads, they thought
I was getting ready for Mardee GRASS.
I said. I don’t do French. I never been inclined
to eat none of dhat river mud infested food y’all
eat back home.
They thought I was a bit off the wall – which I am –
but the key thing is they left me alone so I could
concentrate – and all that mattered to me at the
Now, everything I just told you is made up. None of
it is in fact true. So why did I write what I just
To amuse myself, mostly. And that’s something few
people are able to do these days. Instead of amusing
themselves, people sit around and moan and groan and
gloat and complain and whine and piss and cry and
who knows whatever else – about the misery they
think they’re living in.
But misery is only caused by having a wrong view
of life. No matter what – you can always find a
way to turn a thorn into a rose.
No matter what, you can look for a way to view
life that empowers you and makes you feel good.
That’s all I do and it’s what I teach.
Most importantly, as far as YOU are concerned, I
know what sort of impact the learning of this
philosophy of life I have, can have upon you and
those directly associated with you.
Deep inside of you is a TRUMP CARD and it has
all the information you need to turn your life
around, to put every area of your life on full
blast – on 8 or more cylinders.
This is why I have written you the last couple
times to tell you about the TRUMP CARD. I write
you because I know what profound impact and
changes you will have if you’ll simply give
YOURSELF a FIGHTING CHANCE.
Fact is this: Today we have far too many sissies
trying to tell us how to live. But they ought
to keep their traps shut because they’re miserable
go nowhere, do nothings, and their advice is NOT
supported by any worthwhile achievement in any
As for myself, I started out life as a failure,
meaning that I failed each and every day while
successfully learning how to crawl, walk, talk,
eat and tie my shoes.
And as I got along in years I added more and more
“things I can DO” to my list of skills – and none
of them were any harder to learn than walking or
IF … and this is the KEY – IF I was willing to
focus my mind on correcting my mistakes while
keeping my eyes on the goal.
I believe I know what it takes to succeed better
than anyone because I don’t just write about it.
I LIVE IT. And I have proven myself to be a
champion in many, many areas.
The question I have for you today is as follows:
Do you think it’s a good idea to finally GET
TOUGH with yourself and become a champion in
some way, too. To finally make a decision
to stop listening to all the idiots out there –
and instead pay heed to the still, small voice
within that loves you and wants to see you get
the most out of life.
Well, I, for one, believe you DO – and that’s why
I’m writing you at this time.
I have a gift for you – it’s called THE TRUMP CARD –
and I want to send it to you – but right now there
are only 79 remaining – and i’m not sure if I’ll
ever make this same exact offer again.
So if you want to live the good life, to travel the
world in style, to live the life YOU have imagined
instead of living the quiet, lonely and desperate
life that Thoreau talked about – well, then I think
you know what to do.
Go to http://www.mattfurey.com/trump_card.html
and make sure you get on the list of people who
will be receiving this life-transforming information.
You will thank me one day for sending it to you.
That I am positive about.
That’s it for now.
P.S. Again, there are only 79 Trump Cards left, so
go get yours now before the door slams shut and
you’re left out in the freezing cold. Go to